I trimmed down my watch list the other day. Significantly. Don't worry, if you're reading this and I watched you before then there'a a very good chance you're still on my list. ♥

I just wanted to stem the massive inflow if deviations. e.e It builds up too fast! I cleared out a bunch, though, I'm under 300 now! ^^ (I was under 250 on Thursday, but not being on for a day and a half tends to build things back up. XD)

Oh, and my dad bought some reserved-seating tickets for New Moon for the 23rd. Ultrascreen, bitches. Yess. ;D

So, what are the LOLZ? The first one is the other day when my dad went shopping, he bought healthier food since we're all getting fat. (Except me XD) Anyway, my brother and I were putting groceries away and Jacob picked up a mini watermelon and shook it and went "Yes! It sloshes! That means it's a good one!" ... I don't know how true that is, but whatever. Then he picked up another fruit and said "Yes, a lemon! And it sloshes too! It must be good!" At this point, I had to inform him that what he was holding was not a lemon... It was a cantaloupe.

SERIOUSLY? How can you mix up a LEMON and a CANTALOUPE?!

Not to mention, I'd have second thoughts about a lemon that sloshes when you shake it. He assured me that it's true, though.

I'm not sure he knows what a lemon is.

And then, last night my dad and stepmom went out with some of my stepmom's coworkers (my dad didn't seem thrilled XD) and when they got back, it was clear that Dad had been drinking. He didn't drive, don't worry. XD

But yeah, he was clearly drunk... He was swaying in the kitchen, and when Kelly pointed it out he said it wasn't his fault and blamed it on the ceiling fan.

That's not the best part, though. After Kelly went to bed and my dad went downstairs, I heard him yelping from the basement and calling me for help. So I went down and saw him lying on the couch with our dog playfully biting him - hard enough to cause pain, but not hard enough to break the skin. It was quite hilarious seeing the dog try to play with my drunk and sleepy dad. XD

Anyway, that's it for now. I have to go help make food for my youngest brother's 3rd birthday "party". We're only having 4 people over, all relatives, but we still have to prepare like it's a big party. *sigh*